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I like to
break cars, computers, and anything else I can get my hands on. I have
expertise in the fields of damage pouncing in Left4Dead and tuning Weber
carburetors. I smoke too much and I probably drink too much Monster.
I've tried my hand at everything from building furniture to whitewater
rafting, and I actually liked building furniture better.
"We're like your SAT score: so low, you can't get anywhere." ~SlamBurglars
I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
-US Vice President J. Danforth Quayle
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